Friday, January 6, 2012

From A Childs Point of View

- What exactly is marriage?

"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents."- Eric, AGE 6

- How does a person decide who to marry?

"My mother says to look for a man who is kind...that's what I'll do....I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome." - Carolyn, AGE 8

- Concerning the proper age to get married-

"Eighty-four, because at that age you don't have to work anymore and can spend all your time loving each other." - Carolyn, AGE 8

"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." - Bert, AGE 5

- What do most people do on a date?

"On the first date, they just tell a bunch of lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." - Martin, AGE 10

“Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.” Lynnette, AGE 8

- When is it ok to kiss someone?

“The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.”
Curt, AGE 7

"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." Allen, AGE 10

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